A winning plan!

Hey … I just had a really great idea to get people to join my club!

Tell them that if they DON”T join, something really really BAD will happen to them when they die!

but …

if they DO join, something really really GOOD will happen to them when then they die!

How about that folks?

(I should really patent this!)

PS: If you are wondering what sparked this off … just got a christian pamphlet in the letterbox today